We're 1 Yr Older

It's 2011... We're all 1 year older. I'm 30 fucking 3 this year. We ain't getting any younger. But we still have the same lifestyle. For those who don't know us that well, our so called lifestyle is being unhealthy. We drink... we smoke... we stay up late till the wee hours of the morning. The older you get, the more difficult it gets for us to recuperate.

Years ago, when I was still working for my dad, Abu, Ah Chuan, a guy named Teoh, and I used to drink 2 cases of beer a night. We would start at about 9pm and drink and chat all the way till 3 plus in the morning. We would only leave once we have drunk 2 cases of beer. We would do this at least twice a week. Everyone would be slurring by the time we've finished our beer. No matter how drunk I was, I would get up at 7am, go to the warehouse and open all the gates and doors as that was my duty. I would check all the stocks issued and go for brunch.

I actually wonder how I was able to do all that. Nowadays, If I drank that much, I would feel shity the next day. I would sleep till afternoon and then roll around in bed till I can't sleep anymore. I would even be lazy to get my ass out of the house. I'd just walk downstairs, cook Maggi Mee and drag my ass back up to my room. I'll jus sit and watch TV.... feeling shit and drained. Only by night would I be back to my usual self. And I'll vow never to drink again... only to drink again the next night.

What can I say... We all love drinking. Rarely do we not have fun when we are drinking (the only time we don't have fun is when we have drunk too little). We drink, we get drunk, we tell jokes, we laugh, we dance (this would be a sure thing for Debra). Drinking is an expensive hobby but we will always squeeze out some spare dough to go mabuk.

Vince says that he's gonna cut down on drinking this year. I think we all want to. It'll be better for our liver and our wallet. But I'm pretty sure we won't deny ourselves the fun that we have when we are all together with beer in hand and a smile on our face. Happy new year my fellow drunkards...



This is how close Vince was to driving his car into the drain

It was 6am and the moon was going to bed

Btw... we're mabuking in Ming Tien

Still sober... but getting there

Prakash joins the drunkards

And we'll always be able to rely on this 2 chicks to be there mabuking with us

Getting there... getting there...

Vince and I 'ARE' there...

Won't say no to taking a pic with Wendy

Possible scenarios:
1. Someone whipped Jules with a lash and Jules applied the death grip on Joe

2. Jules missed dinner and Joe looked tasty at that moment

3. Jules is the devil and he was in the process or merasuk-ing Joe

A Great Drinking Week

I've been really busy lately. Most of you would know that I started working (finally... after more than a year). It's great to be working again. You look forward to holidays and weekends. It's something to look forward to and you savour it when it comes. This week... I've been looking forward to having 3 days off... courtesy of Nuzul Quran. So I've been in a pretty good mood. Started the drinking session on Tuesday. Meet up with Retna and her German husband Thomas in Waikiki. It was my first time in Ori Waikiki, and I must say that I rather liked it there. I had a jug before they came. I dunno if it was the loud music, me being tipsy or his German accent but I didn't get much of what he said to me that night. All I did was smile and nod with the occasional hmmm.... oh... and ahhhs. Between us I think we had 4 more jugs. I was pretty mabuks and I sped home as I needed to get a good night's rest.

Wednesday came and I worked my ass off. I was looking forward to wathcing The Expandables with Jules, Vince and Queen Debs. The plan was to grab a few brewskis at Library before the show. Vince and Jules wanted to start at 7 so that we can have 2 hours plus of solid drinking before the show starts at 9.45pm. I get there at about 7.30 and they have already consumed 3/4 of their pint of Hoegaarden. I order mine and gobble it down to catch up. At about 9.30, Vince and Jules decided that we should just screw the movie and continue drinking. I for one wanted to watch the show. But since they were so gungho about drinking... okays lar. Vince's exact words were "Lets get fucked tonight". And get fucked we did. We each had 4 pints and 4 half pints. Jules told us that Fred was next door at Finnegans and that we can join him if we want to. So we made our way to Finnegans. Pauline was also there with her friend Sim (whom we have all never met before). Jules and I have 2 more pints of beer. Vince didn't want to have anymore but he still stuck around and just layan-ed the buzz. Drank till 11 ish and Jules and I drove to SS2 mamak to meet up with Debs for supper. I had a 8 Ringgit plate of Wan Ton Mee and went home. Still need to work the next day ma.

Thursday night and I was sure I didn't want to drink. Not after 2 nights of mabuking. Edwin called and asked me if I wanted to play Snooker. As I do love Snooker... I agreed and went to Leisure Commerce Square at about 7. Edwin, Ah Chuan and I played till about midnight. Bloody tired but I did make some money. I think I won 30 bucks. Would have won 80 if it wasn't for Ah Chuan whooping my ass in the 2nd last game and winning 50 bucks of my hard earned money. Since I wasn't working on Friday, stayed up and watch TV till the wee hours of the morning.

Had lunch with Wuen at Chilis 1U. Told him that the gang and I are hanging out at night. Queen Debs wanted Ham Yue Fa Lam Pou for dinner. As she is going back to Cina on Wednesday, she gets whatever she wants. Wuen said that the Ham Yue Fa Lam Pou in New Paris is pretty good. So I sms Debs and Von and tell them to meet us there at 8. Wuen ffk's us and I ended up eating with Debs, Von and Kenny. Initially, I thought of hanging out at the Karaoke and getting pissed drunk there. I could just picture the scene.... Everyone pissed drunk, singing Miley Cyrus's 'Party in the USA' ( don't ask me why... we just love that song) at the top of our lungs. Jumping around like idiots but having a hell of a good time. Sadly, the gang wasn't that into Karaoke-ing. So we decided to drink in a bar instead. It seems that we have been to every bar in PJ one to many times and all the options seemed... boring. As I went to Waikiki a few days back and found it pretty nice, I suggested to the gang that we drink there. Everyone agreed and we made our way to PJ State.

Debs, Von, Kenny & I arrived at about the same time. Lynnsay told us that she can get us cheap bottles. So we started off with a jug of beer while waiting for her. I went over to the pool table and put my name and Kenny's name on the whiteboard. It's winner stay and I would be up in a few games. I went back to our table and bragged to Von and Debs that I'd kick the asses of the people playing now. It was my turn and I walked to the table with shit loads of confidence. I saw how they played and I was sure I'd Tah Pau them. I hit my first shot... I missed by a mile. I was thinking... 'Nevermind lar... just need to adjust a bit'. Hit my 2nd shot, missed again. And the 3rd, 4th, 5th. At this stage... I was like...'WHAT THE FUCK!!!' Debs was standing beside me and laughed at me. 'Told you not to be too lansee right?' she said. I made my last few shots but it was a little too late. I bloody lost. Damn sien. I'm suppose to be pool king wei. Walked back to my table with my head hung low. Nevermind lar... drink and down my sorrow.

At this stage... the gang grew in numbers. Wuen and Vince had arrived as well. So we had a few more beers. I put my name on the board again and was sure I'd do better this time. Lynnsay had arrived and we ordered a bottle of Black. 45 bucks per person. I agreed and paid 'Accountant Von'. Before the drinks were poured, I was up again. Made my way to the pool table. After a few drinks, I was invincible. I won.. rack after rack. My friend Edwin arrived with Chermaine. He came over to the pool table to say hi to me. He had to come over because I wasn't losing. I was so bloody good, even the other players were telling me...' Eh, can you lose or not? We got no chance to play ar'. What an ego boost. And the more confident I am the better I play. Well... my winning streak had to come to an end soon. I potted all 7 balls and was already on the last 8 ball. It was a bloody difficult cut and there was a chance that I might pot the white ball and lose the game. I concentrated so much on not losing control of the white ball that I missed the black. The guy came back to the table, potted all his balls... and the black. Fucking hell... I lost. Well... at least now I can drink some of the Whisky which I had already paid for. Farking hell... the gang finished it! Only 1 glass left. Wah... very expensive glass of Whisky ar.

Victor was already hanging out with the gang. He just got back from Singapore. We all decided to drink beer. Lynnsay ordered some German beer. 4 bottles for RM100. We ordered 8 bottles and shared amongst those still around. Edwin and I bought 1 more bucket. The gals bought another bucket and a jug of beer. To be honest, I lost count on how many buckets and jugs of beer we had. Pretty mabuks once again. But we all surely had a great time.

Anyways.. below are some random pics from the last few night as well as from one of the Changkat BB night.



When you have finished your drink....

.... order a few more.

The killer Nachos in Changkat BB.

Camera shy Vince and busy Wendy.

Jules into the 'Play with phone act' and Queen Debs Posing.

Lynnsay joins the party. A group pic... without me in it. :(

A fragment of the chair which Vince broke. No he didn't smash the chair over someone's head, the chair just couldn't take his weight anymore.

They look like they are about to get into a fight. Maciam very deep conversation.

Mabuks like hell... Vince lost his ability too smile.

Debs looks pretty wasted. And I'm sure she was.

Bought a cigar. It's the only thing I can smoke. No more ciggies for me.

Still early stage of drinking in Waikiki.

A rare pic of Vince making funny faces.

And you know the gals are drunk when they do "The Debs".

A pic of the drunk guys.

A very sober Chermaine and Edwin.

From Debla's eyes you can tell she's mabuks liau.

And I'm sure Lynnsay also mabuk. 1st time meet only already doing the hug hug liau.

Edwin and Vince grew in height and Vic and I shrunk.

The lights are.... pretty. Fuck.. I'm drunk.

BSC & H2O

Hey guys... I know, I know... It's been freakin ages since I last updated my blog. I'm pretty sure I have lost all my readers. I have started to live a bit more healthy. I've started going to the gym and I do push myself pretty hard. Anyways... about 2 weeks ago, I met up with Von, Molly, Anisa and Jules in WIP. The gals got there early and helped Jules and I order 6 pints of beer with Happy Hour price. Jules and I also had dinner there. I must say, the Burger was excellent. A nice thick patty topped with a Portebello mushroom. At 20 plus bucks, very affordable and a must try. We chilled at WIP till 11 ish at night. Julian's colleagues were in 21 so we finished our beers and made our way there. Von had a bottle of Vodka there and she belanja'ed us. I was pretty wasted. The night was a blur to me. But I do remember that 21 has a nice view.


Molly and Von still very sober.

Anisa sober and I'm obviously not.

Cindy also mabuk.

X Bates staff, X Bates's staff's friend, New Bates staff.

All I need to do is flip my fingers down... which I didn't lar of course.


And now... the following pictures are from Monday night's binge drinking. I thought it would be just slow and easy drinking as Tuesday is a work day. I guess we're lying to ourselves when we think it's gonna be a slow night.... Cause it never is.

The gang was pretty big. Vince, Jules, Tai, Vic, Tissa, Molly, Anisa and Wendy were all there. We went to H2O, a pub which we have not been to for ages. We didn't have Whisky and we beer'ed the whole night. I am pretty sure we had more than 20 jugs of beer that night. I didn't have dinner. When I arrived, Vince had some Fried Rice left and I 'helped' him finish it. I think the lack of food was the reason why I was pissed drunk that night.

The World Cup fever is on and the place was packed with drunk guys betting and watching football. We too placed some bets on Cameroon. For you guys who watched the match, you'll know that we didn't do too well in that game. We substituted the misery of losing with the happiness of drinking. Mabuks gila sial. When I arrived at H2O, my truck needed some gas. The low gas indicator was up. But I told myself I'll get gas when I drive home. I did get gas as my tank was full the next day. Only problem is I don't remember getting gas at all. Damn... I was fucking wasted... AGAIN!!!

Vince offering the Cameroon coach a beer. I think that must be the reason we all lost. Don't think he can do his job well in a drunken state. Thanks Vince...

Jules and Tai. Jules is smiling. It means that we've been there for a while.

Tissa was the last to arrive.

Anisa has now taken the place of our queen Debra.

And so has Molly.

Yes we're drunk.

Here hanging with Siti... H2O staff. She's considered one of the veteran gals there now. Jules and I used to go pretty often. So we've known her for quite a while now.

A pic of the batangs that night... right before Victor puked his lungs out.

Speedzone @ Genting

I watched Clash of The Titans on Friday night. Well... more like Saturday morning as it was the 1am show. Obviously I was pretty tired the next day. But I still got up early as I had was cooking lunch for me mates. Spent the morning cooking, went out for desert, and yam'ed char with Dans and his wifey. Slept in the evening to charge myself up so that I won't be too knackered for the Genting trip.

Jules asked me if I was interested to go to Genting for the Rave party on Saturday. As I was looking forward to hanging out with my homies, I duly agreed. Waited for Jules, his colleague Suet and Ee Shoon to arrive. We were all meeting up at my house as I was gonna be the one who is driving up to Genting. Debs was suppose to come to my house as well but she said "Pick me up lar... Its on the way". Well Debs... Not really. But you're the queen mar. Pick mar pick lor.

After picking Debs up, we made our way to Genting. As we were not really hungry, we decided to makan in Gotong Jaya. I took them to the restaurant me and my dad usually eat at. Quite sometime back, my dad and I were going to Genting every weekend. That was when we were on a winning streak. But since our luck eluded us, we have stopped going up to Genting. During dinner, we had some beer as the Rave party does not serve liquor. Jules and Ee Shoon also brought some Vodka and mixers. We took the tumbler down with us to the restaurant and loaded it up with ice. After dinner, we drove up to Genting in search of a parking spot.

After we parked the car, we stood in front of the car to chat and finish up the drink. We basically drank a bottle of vodka between 4 of us. Suet doesn't drink so she just stood around and layan us. We drank and chatted. Tissa (who got us VIP passes) was wondering where we were. He called Ee Shoon when we first got a parking spot and she told him we just parked. An hour later, he calls her again and asked her where we were. She told him we were still at the car park. Hehehe... What to do, we need to finish our drink mar. If not how to layan the music. So basically we were drinking the Vodka from the tumbler and passing it around like a peace pipe. The drink worked as we were feeling pretty good.

We made our way to the open air rave party. I went to a similiar Speedzone event last year but that was indoor. This outdoor event is much better. With a strong breeze and cool temperature, it was actually really nice. We walked around a bit and just layan'ed the music. We also went to the booth which we were allowed in, thanks to Tissa's passes and got our free drinks. After chilling for a while, I got a bit gatal and went to the casino. It's like I know what the end result is gonna be. But Chinese me tells myself I have to go. Jules chips in 50 bucks hoping that I'll win some $$$ back. Well... we all know the end result... I lost. So I will officially be having Maggi Mee for lunch for the remainder of the month.

By 4am, we were ready to leave. Jules told us that Hwe and his friends rented an apartment in Ria and that Hwe has been calling us for the past dunno how many hours, asking us to drop by. So we drop by at Ria to chills with him for a while. When we get there, his friends were gambling. So Chinese me joins them. We played Texas Hold'Em. But it was pretty much a friendly game lar. So no big gambling going on there. I played and won a bit. By the time we wanted to go back to PJ, it was already 6 plus.

We had to drop Debs back home first. On the way to her place, I stop at the Dim Sum shop and buy some Har Kau and Siew Mai. 3 plates of each. That set me back 18 bucks. After dropping Debs back, the sun was already up. I sped home and had some of the Dim Sum. After my bath, it was 7.40am. Tired gila. Old man liau... can't take all this crazy late nights. Overall, had a blast. If only I won some money instead of donating it to Uncle Lim.


Just parked the car.

In a jovial mood. We're ready to partay....

Debs loading up on Vodka. It was kinda leaking, so she had to drink with this pose in order not to get her baju all soaked in Vodka.

This is to make sure we remebered where we parked.

Cool and breezy... nice.

Debs looks like she's freezing.

Debs with her usual Ah Lian pose.

To be honest... I don't remember who is he. I think he's Debla's friend.

At the tent chilling with our free Red Bulls.

Everyone seems to have a wet hair look. No.. it's not intentional. It was kinda wet and damp up there.

The passes which Tissa got us. Thanks dawg...

We both struggled to make our way to the event location. We were panting after climbing the steep slope. Well... at least it was steep for us both lar.

We had a blast. The potential Colgate advert pic tells it all.